Queen of the Dead

Do you know what's better than being Queen of the Dead?Having four sexy friends that aren’t romantically interested in you. I’m joking, it sucks.Can I really blame them though? I mean sure, I'm a total bad*ass and babe. But why would two sexy vampires, a century-old demon, and wolf shifter be interested in little old me?Now, I don’t want to discredit myself because let me be clear... I’m awesome.The fun kick*ss leather wearing type of awesome that hangs out with the dead because frankly, the living are pretty annoying. Well, most of them anyway.Being Queen has always come easy to me. I mean who doesn't like putting some jerk in his place? Lately, though, something has changed and I feel the trouble coming like a storm rolling in. Despite my boys not reciprocating my crush, I know they will always be by my side.Though, I do wonder why they are acting so weird about the local demi-god of luck and VooDoo priest’s attention.I mean, I have to date eventually, right? Right?! Apparently, not if my friends have anything to say about it.This is why I stick to the dead and not the living. They are so complicated.*Fantasy RH* This is a light-hearted, semi-satirical, and fairly fast-paced reverse harem. You can bet that our characters will be swearing up a storm in New Orleans and expect elements of horror such as gore, violence, and an array of other topics dealing with death. Sexual themes are suitable for mature audiences. +18