Cover of Hosed

Hosed

Pippa Grant & Lili Valente

Happy Cat #1

romantic comedy(10k)

The world's oldest virgin nerd moves next door to the hot firefighter who broke her heart in high school.

Description

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door… He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.So hosed.Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

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